"I have to tell you, things are good. I am . . . I am . . . Whooo! . . . I am very good. I just returned from a walk and . . . ha!
Things. Are. Good. I’ve got a bowl of hard kibble with some soft stuff
mixed in. My name’s on the bowl! I am passionate about this
lamb-and-rice recipe. What’s been going on? haha! I’m so in love with this bitch! hahaha! I can’t . . . I’m so . . . I can’t restrain myself. hahahahahaha!"
"...Look at my tail! I’m panting 24/7"
Read the rest at The New Yorker. Via Joe. Photo from damnfunnypictures.
