What women often don’t understand is how much fun it is to have a penis and scrotum, even aside from the sex part. Patrick Hughes' terrific storytelling at Bad News Hughes provides a glimpse into the joy of having a built-in play set.
"Anatol hasn’t always made such wise choices when deciding how to use his penis"
"I wanted nothing more than to use this fellow to test my theory that punching someone really, really hard on the balls can potentially flip their breaker switch, ideally resetting their personality to something more manageable"
"The victim...will have had a good dose of weiner molecules fly right into their eye by the time they figure it out"
"A second or two after removing his hands, the inrush of oxygen reignites a hidden pube ember"
Like all great artists, Patrick inspires others to stretch and grow – don’t miss the comments. If explaining why you're laughing will violate one or more of your company's policies, wait until you get home to visit this one.
