The National Security Agency's domestic spying program isn't only for fighting terrorism - it's for helping ordinary Americans like you and me with our everyday problems. After all, they've already got the answers! Dear NSA:
Q: Where did I leave my keys?
A: Inside pocket of your gray jacket (it's hanging in the front closet).Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe?
A: We know that you've been smoking pot.
And if the NSA doesn't already know what you need, you can submit your own questions. Via I am bored
