It's simple!
In two weeks you will personally sign for a specially-delivered package containing up to 100 lbs of vitrified radioactive waste materials.
It is recommended that you store this within a dry, airtight bunker with 6-foot concrete walls, located well above the water table in a location where it will not be disturbed by humans for 2 million years.
Then sit back and enjoy a check for $1,200 a month – forever!
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