Especially for Elizabeth and Jer: San Francisco is suffering a crime wave; someone is setting fire to porta-potties! Fortunately an enterprising soul at Dream Not of Today has created a Google porta-potty pyre map to chart the locations of each of the 25 crispy crappers burnt so far.
The thoughts of Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Should I be worried that the top Google result (update: in October of 1994) for Relentlessly Optimistic is to the former Iraqi Information Minister?
That's somewhat offset by the fact that the #3 link is to Sponge Bob Square Pants.