RelentlesslyOptimistic

Dr. Jesus Chemical Shop

From Hey Okay.

Let's hope that at least one of these kids is bottle fed.

From Picture Is Unrelated. Maybe she's going on a picnic with these folks.

Because what's good for GM wealthy CEO's is good for the country*

Via William Gibson's Twitter

*I think the bailout is necessary, but poking fun at some of the resulting absurdities is beyond my ability to resist.

Ephemeral vacation

Of course, all vacations are ephemeral, aren't they?

From Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Surreal picnic

Honey, let's dress up Babe and take her to the park!

There's probably a reasonable explanation. Maybe they're at a concert for pigs, or something.

Via BORN Out Of WEBLOG

Weirdest Obama product EVER!

Available here for $35, via: Missouri Politics.

 

Fetus Cookie Cutter

The fine folks at Stupid.com are offering this 4-month-old-fetus-shaped cookie cutter. As their promo says: "Imagine the expression on the teacher's face when your kid hands out oatmeal or chocolate chip fetuses to all the students."

Yes, I'm going to hell. I've accepted that.

Via Blame It On The Voices

God Almighty with AK-47!

Now available at the Jesus Christ Superstore:* the God Almighty Action Figure!

But I thought God was omnipotent and such. Why does he need an AK-47 or a Hallowed Cloak of Invincibility? Which book of the Bible is that in, again?

From: Frostfirezoo.com

*Website doesn't seem to exist anymore. What a loss...

It wasn’t known where the man got the deer, which had been dead for some time

Missing Man Found Dressed Like Doctor With Dead Dear In Stolen Ambulance

A man reported missing from a Florida hospital was found in North Carolina dressed like a doctor and driving a stolen ambulance with a dead deer wedged in the back, authorities said.

"I don't know how the man got it up in there,'' said Sgt. Robert Pearson. "It was a six point buck.'' It wasn't known where Holliman got the deer, which had been dead for some time, Pearson said.

Via the New Shelton wet/dry

A foaming, yummy-smelling, moisturizing can of universal no-rinse cleansing goodness!

Remember when you were young, and your mom would see a stain or mark on your face and lick her finger repeatedly as she cleaned it off? Wasn't that great? Well modern marketing has now put that wonderful experience into a foaming, yummy-smelling, moisturizing can of universal no-rinse cleansing goodness.

Momspit - No Rinse Cleanser for Hands & Face comes in a 2 ounce ($9) and a 7 ounce ($18) size, and in a Fig/Green Tea, Lemon/White Tea and Unscented "Style/Color" (Is "Unscented" the style or the color?).

From Bits & Pieces