"i have noticed an unusual spike in paranormal activity whenever i cut
my grass. i have called the police and they refuse to to do anytyhing
YET they send helicopters by my house every night. the blades are sharp
and it works fine but i run a christian home and i will not have any
evil spirits around my family or my lawn."
The thoughts of Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Should I be worried that the top Google result (update: in October of 1994) for Relentlessly Optimistic is to the former Iraqi Information Minister?
That's somewhat offset by the fact that the #3 link is to Sponge Bob Square Pants.